3 word story

[blandusername]

And penis popsicles

[TheBigTodd]

on his pocket

[Jeffb]

Out jumped a

[Adversarious1]

fat hairy gargoyle

[Tam]

in a tutu

[Bebop]

with the words

[Tug]

No fat chicks

[Compenstine]

The feathers get

[cany]

hard and sticky

[cany]

and that really

[Adversarious1]

turns me off

[Jeffb]

But in reality

Edited April 25, 2015 by Jeffb

[cany]

Tugboat really wanted

[Jeffb]

a shiny new 

[cany]

Pink powder coated

[Tug]

Boob shaped Popsicle

[Jeffb]

that never melts

[Adversarious1]

in your mouth

[Tug]

And dribbles down

[cany]

unless you have

[Jeffb]

a very large

[Compenstine]

Drippy Boob Catcher

[Bebop]

Which is difficult

[cany]

to find unless

[Adversarious1]

it smells of