jonnoh Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 My coffee's black My whiskey neat My smoke is second hand. My tank is full My batteries charged And Itaste's my new brand. spydre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 *stands up, starts slow clap* Well said, sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisP Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 *slams beer in cheer* ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkVaper Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I have found my thrill. Itaste is special. And my new juices arrived yesterday. Have a good weekend. Vape it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 And now , of you will, a little vaping haiku .... *ahem* Long slow drag I take Curling vapor finds passage deep Exhaling smile wide Thankyou Tam and rcoe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcoe Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 ha....Bebop...that was terrible... LOL jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Ok, just for that, another.... *ahem* Elusive e-juice why? So long the search keeps going Meanwhile I vape on Thank you tzymroz2013 and Tam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcoe Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 MUCH better!!!! Bravo! bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Jonnoh, don't leave me hanging. Have you a Haiku to contribute? Or perhaps another Ode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnoh Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 Hate no smoking rules The advent of vaping rules! Beat government rules I think Haiku is above my feeble intellect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnoh Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 I'm obviously dealing with superior beings on this blog. Bebop12 master of the Haiku. As I recall Haiku almost made me drop out of 7th grade!!!!! Sheesh maybe I should stick to limericks. A sexy handsome old buck On Marlboros he often sucked. Then a vaping machine Forced his lungs clean Bad choices were changed to good luck! (notice I didn't use the expected and most used rhyming word!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnoh Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 There once was a student Malaysian. Said, "Teacher's a smoking invasion". The teacher then quit, "Vaping's now it"! The teacher's now favourite caucasian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Sheesh maybe I should stick to limericks. (notice I didn't use the expected and most used rhyming word!) I am impressed. but then, MY intelect makes it easily so. There once was a lad in high school With such a desire as to be cool Hit lit up with his friends Hacked a lung in the end Found to be cool in high school was to be fool tzymroz2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnoh Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 Awesome! And so incredibly true....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnoh Posted October 7, 2013 Author Share Posted October 7, 2013 On C. Everett I put a curse Cuz the no smoking game was afoot He lingered for years And filled us with fears And at 92 Coop's in a hearse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnoh Posted October 7, 2013 Author Share Posted October 7, 2013 A curse on C. Everett I put Cuz the no smoking game was afoot He lingered for years And filled us with fears. At 92 Coop was short cut Note to self: EDIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 What a great idea. Thanks for starting this thread. Sort of an open mic poet's corner at VaporTalk. I dig it, man. And now I'm feeling a litle beatnik.... (Rapid bongos) Clouds! Lover's tongue spit clouds Wafting! Churning! Turning! No burnng! (Quick flurry) No fear.... Tears, They are not sorrow (Beat) Or are they? Mourn the loss of many Who could not be saved There goes my guilt! Built up of past transgressions Torn down by recent impressions More Clouds! (Rapid bongos) Let them drift! (Beat) Let them reach! And preach! And Save! me from the grave My favorite flav (Beat) or jonnoh and ChrisP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havamal Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 (leans back, lets out a cloud of vapor and rapidly snaps fingers for Bebop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Cool, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnoh Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 My Bonnie looked into the gas tank The height of its content to see. I lit up a match to assist her. Oh bring back my Bonnnie to me. My new Bonnie's also gas challenged. I vaped near her in sympathy Cuz vaping requires no matches The 'bring back' part's come to an end. The first stanza is stolen, but was an inspiration for the second. Bebop, I can picture my self being so full of life and fun in that little bar in Amsterdam where the drinks are slow coming but the....well you know the unmentionable isn't, listening to your epic! I don't have bongos but I'll break out the round kitchen containers when I return from work and recite it for the neighbourhood to enjoy. Havamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 I can dig it, Jonnoh. How about a little song parody? This one should be familiar enough.... (It helps if you really rock the piano in your head) Hey dude, don't be alarmed Take a whiff now and see it's better The ember is nowhere near to be found Someone quite profound has made it better Hey dude, don't be afraid No need to sew now, a scarlet letter The minute you look at how it is done Then you've begun to see it's better And anyway I wanna say, hey dude, okay It's new and you've let your fear take over And while I see you think it's wrong, my god, hang on We're making the world sanguine moreover Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hey dude, don't be so mad I'm doing good now and I feel better The minute you look at how it is done Then you've begun to make it better ( better, better, better, BETTER!) Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude (Everybody sing!) Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude............ Havamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 This......thread......must not......die...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 IGO-Ls, IGO-Ls, Kangers all the way Oh what fun it is to vape with a brand new RBA IGO-Ls, IGO-Ls, Evods all the way Oh what fun it is to vape with a brand new RBA Making lots of clouds, with a brand new RBA O'er our heads they go, billow all the way Dripping all VG, making spirits bright Oh what fun it is to vape all day and every night, hey! Havamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Dear mr Moderator. Maybe we should move this thread over to the Lounge? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirdDog Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Dear mr Moderator. Maybe we should move this thread over to the Lounge? Thanks Ha! Ha! Moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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