Classic forum game! Storytelling, two words at a time!

[VT Andrew]

Here's a classic forum game!

Each post can consist of two words only! Try to keep the story going!

I saw...

[Jeffb]

two elves

[dannyk]

Laying down

[Mrwaylon]

In bed

[Tam]

at noon

[Jeffb]

having sex

[Mrwaylon]

With out

[Tam]

with toys

[Mrwaylon]

It broke

[Bebop]

Meanwhile, I

[Tam]

went swinging

[Mrwaylon]

The wrong

[Tam]

thing and

[Jeffb]

it broke

[Tam]

once again

[Mrwaylon]

To many

[vaporraper]

Body parts

[Joshuab3687]

got cut

[Mrwaylon]

Into the

[Tam]

pile of

[Bebop]

Leaves that

[Mrwaylon]

Have to

[Tam]

be hidden

[Vispera]

From the

[Jeffb]

evil dragon