HelloMiakoda Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 As I come in from outside thinking "Thank Goddess I don't have to go smoke out there.", My imagination ran wild. I think it'd be awesome for there to be a guy dressed in festive, but thin clothes (as in not bundled up to go smoke outside) who goes around to the homes of all the well-behaved smokers and leave vape pens in their stockings! Vapers can leave him chocolate chip flavored e-juice to get their presents of egos and 18650s under the tree! If you've been really good, maybe even a Pro Vari! And he'll even stuff all your ash trays in his sack to be melted down in to new vape parts! We can call him Vapor-claus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havamal Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Sounds like you may have come up with a side job! I can leave out some ash trays, smokes (I found that half pack I had when I quit) if you want to practice! I haven't tried chocolate chip e-juice yet (hint! hint!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloMiakoda Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 You wouldn't listen for jingle bells to know Vapor Claus was coming. You would listen for the klinking of his lanyard, and the sizzle of his PV. Beware! If you're bad, he leaves you lumps of flour from inside the fake batteries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloMiakoda Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 Sounds like you may have come up with a side job! I can leave out some ash trays, smokes (I found that half pack I had when I quit) if you want to practice! I haven't tried chocolate chip e-juice yet (hint! hint!) If I win the lotto, I just may do this. LoL Nobody said Vapor Claus HAS to be a guy! Havamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloMiakoda Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 Ho ho ho! Merry Mistmas! (vapor, mist, same thing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyk Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Have you got the magical key that gets you in to everyone's house though ? Well the good guys and girls houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloMiakoda Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 Have you got the magical key that gets you in to everyone's house though ? Well the good guys and girls houses. You'll let me in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 You'll let me in! Only if you come bearing quality genuine parts. If it's knock offs we won't open the door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 We'll need some new xmas music..... "Nana's nuts Roasting on an Open Coil" "Misty the Vapeman" "Wintermint Vaperland" "Oh Ego-T, Oh Ego-T" Tam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloMiakoda Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 Only if you come bearing quality genuine parts. If it's knock offs we won't open the door... Naw, knock offs are for the "kinda good, but not really" grown ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloMiakoda Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) We'll need some new xmas music..... "Nana's nuts Roasting on an Open Coil" "Misty the Vapeman" "Wintermint Vaperland" "Oh Ego-T, Oh Ego-T" LoL, I was actually writing a parody for people coming from smokes, but it got too dark and I scrapped it 1 verse in. Misty the Vapeman sounds like something you might see using stuff you shouldn't be putting in your tank. LoL Edited December 18, 2013 by HelloMiakoda Bebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyk Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 You'll let me in! What makes you so sure Ha Of course I would, make mine a Mini Davide and a spinner in return I'll leave out a glass of milk and a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 LoL, I was actually writing a parody for people coming from smokes, but it got too dark and I scrapped it 1 verse in. Misty the Vapeman sounds like something you might see using stuff you shouldn't be putting in your tank. LoL Oh you should definitely write your parody and put it in the "Ode..." Thread. Please. I'll bump the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloMiakoda Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 Oh you should definitely write your parody and put it in the "Ode..." Thread. Please. I'll bump the thread The ode thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 The ode thread? I had it moved to the lounge section.... "Ode to new Mod" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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