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TheSmokingMan

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  1. Well, that did it!
  2. Your messed up, I think you might try pressing the ctrl and alt and del key at the same time and see what happens!
  3. One thing at a time, don't put too much on your plate at once, or take too much off. If you are going to switch from analogues to vaping then concentrate on that. Leave the drinking alone for a few. But, keep it under wraps and don't let it get out of control. Give your wife the bank card and don't shop while drunk.
  4. Holy mackeral, Fenwick is all over the place, someone cut his internet connection!
  5. OK, #1 don't drink and drive, #2 don't drink and shop on-line. If you must drink while on-line then let someone sober have the key's to your bank account! Drinking while on-line is like grocery shopping when your hungry or stoned, you'll buy everything you see. DON'T DO IT!! You'll regret it in the morning or whenever.... Judging from your spelling and diction you were still wasted when you wrote that post. Now, I'm not a "T-Totaler" (that's a person who is opposed to alcohol), but I'm not a lush (that's a drunk) either. I like my Pear Cider, White Zinfandel, Aggie Red, and Tequila along with various other easily abused substances, but I learned a long time ago that what might seem to be a good thing tonight, ain't always a good thing when you wake up (you can draw your own conclusions here), especially if you feel it would be better to chew your arm off. That being said, don't buy stuff when your drunk, dummy! If buyers remorse doesn't get to you, your wife or girlfriend will! Of course I only say this because I care, it kinda like tough love.
  6. The reason I didn't ask, but thought about it, is like that big elephant in the room that just laid a turd on the carpet and no one wants to acknowledge it's there. I used to have a driver that used the same expression all of the time, it got real lame and annoying fast, because this guy drove me everywhere and sat in the office all day just waiting for me to need to go somewhere, so one day I asked him, "How in the hell do you know what *** tastes like?" He gets this stunned look on his face and turned beet red and said, "Forget I ever said it". He never used that expression in my presence again. My guess is that he might have really known what it tastes like and I called him out on it.
  7. Man, I am really sorry to have created so much more work for you, I was just looking for something to talk about.
  8. As you already know, I'm all for it. Does that count as one or does it take one point off the counter?
  9. Do nurses take an oath like doctors do, to do no harm? You don't know if harm is being done or not. Common sense would tell you that vaping is less harmful than smoking, but it has yet to be proved, scientifically or medically. They're are some doctors out there who vape and recommend it to their patients, or so the ads claim. If you were to do it in a personal capacity and not a medical capacity, then it would just be the opinion of one person to another. I certainly, for the sake of your liability, wouldn't make any recommendations in a professional capacity or while on duty or in uniform for that matter. That being said, if a patient were to observe you vaping and draw their own conclusions without your council, then the choice would be theirs wouldn't it?
  10. The first is correct "dul" as in "dual" wheels or a fight "duel" and "cis" as in "sis" (yo sister). It "is" Latin, for "sweet". Vini, Vidi, Vici, No one speaks Latin any more, que sera sera! Sorry about that Chris, I forgot English only on the forums. I personally, like all of the Vapor Talk Juice that I have tried so far, those are Dulcis, Exotic Tobacco, Cappuccino and Grape Soda. I have some more that came inn the mail Saturday but I haven't picked up the mail, it's on its way as we speak. I'll surely let everyone know what I think of the flavors that are in the package, because I'm not sure what's in there myself.
  11. I have had "Smoked Meat" but I never thought of smoking meat! Kung Po Chicken is a sweet dish, so I would imagine that the e-Juice would be sweet also. In response to "crunchy's" question, all of the PG flavors are going to be sweet because the PG is sweet. I haven't tried VG (vegetable glycerin) but I think JMHESTER has, maybe he can tell us if VG is sweet also.
  12. Your Welcome, we are all glad to help. Watch those videos, though, they really helped me and they are fun and entertaining also!
  13. A buddy sent me this just a few days ago, I thought it was appropriate, although not as funny as that stupid chick in the video. They Walk Among Us! I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back .... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. They Walk Among Us! I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get- one-free, " she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door. They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up at the sky and said, "Where?" They Walk Among Us! While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." They Walk Among Us! My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk They Walk Among Us! My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10% Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. They Walk Among Us! I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" They Walk Among Us! While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." Yep, They Walk Among Us! They Walk Among Us, and they Reproduce, and Worst of all .....they Vote!
  14. I'm sure you'll do fine, get Ashley to be your side kick, it'll be fun!
  15. That is exactly the way mine is working and I'm in love too!
  16. Non-Fiction A true story about Americans in German WWII POW Camps and how they survived.
  17. If we did, then we'd sit the women in front of that window and hope they learned something.
  18. BirdDog Said: Does it taste like chicken? What is that movie where they are eating rat burgers? I think it has Sly Stallone in it. (I screwed up the quote in the reply) King Rat was a story about WWII POWs, I read it a long time ago. If there was a movie it would have been black and white and long before that moron was born! Whether cat tastes like chicken or not, I'm not going to say, just to keep y'all wondering if I have or not!
  19. Speaking of Chocolate covered Strawberries, if JMHESTER is still trying to get his wife to convert, several e-Juice companies have Chocolate flavored e-Juice and Strawberry, why not mix the two and see if you cant get her to vape candy instead of smoking cancer!
  20. Holy Mackeral, I just watched the review for the Prodigy, That thing is almost as big as my..."Flashlight"! I'll stick with my VP2, although it did put out a massive amount of vapor!
  21. Oh man, I could tell you stories about our stupid B*tch! She as an AKC registered Yellow Lab and as dumb as a box of rocks! She is addicted to having something in her mouth all of the time and she won't put it down to eat so the other dog gets all of the goodies and she just stands there wagging her whole body with that stupid ball in her mouth!
  22. It's a joke, lady, BREATHE!! BREATHE!!
  23. Aw shucks, yeah I like cats, with ketchup and hot sauce on a sesame seed bun!
  24. Your vet needs to retake some classes!
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