keenan Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 OK. I am officially DONE reading the news. There is just no need to read anymore. This was on Yahoo's Odd News. LEAD STORY: "Honey, I think I have diarrhea. Have you seen the remote?" " A 55-year-old British man whose bowel was ruptured in a nearly catastrophic traffic accident has been fitted with a bionic sphincter that opens and closes with a remote controller. Ged Galvin had originally endured 13 surgeries in a 13-week hospital stay and had grown frustrated with using a colostomy bag until surgeon Norman Williams of the Royal London Hospital proposed the imaginative operation. Dr. Williams, who was interviewed along with Galvin for a November feature in London's Daily Mail, wrapped a muscle transplanted from Galvin's leg around the sphincter and attached electrodes to tighten or loosen the muscle's grip. [Daily Mail, 11-10-09, 11-13-09]" Yup. Ive read it all now. Im done.
Brian Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 OMG - my face hurts from laughing! Lee Majors will be jealous!
nana Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 LMAO - I just love this forum!!! They say laughter is the best medicine, so I should be a very healthy person cause I'm laughing a lot lately and I no longer smoke. Can't get any better than this! Thanks for the laughs, Keenan.
Schizophretard Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 LOL! It will be funny if a prankster gets a hold of a universal *** remote!
BirdDog Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 LOL! It will be funny if a prankster gets a hold of a universal ass remote! That is a good one! lol
keenan Posted December 27, 2009 Author Posted December 27, 2009 Universal *** Remote !! ROFLMAO !! "DAMMIT CHAD ! STOP hitting REWIND !!!
Jeffb Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 OMG that story and the posts following it are too funny. Thanks for making me laugh today!!!
nana Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 OMG!!!!!!!! Just when I'd stopped laughing I read about a universal *** remote!!!!! I can't even tell you about the images that conjures up. LMAO
Brian Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 LOL! It will be funny if a prankster gets a hold of a universal *** remote! ROFLMAO!
keenan Posted December 27, 2009 Author Posted December 27, 2009 Although, I would imagine "pause" could come in quite handy !
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