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Twas The Night Before Christmas ( Revised )


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'Twas the night before Christmas

And on Vapor Talk

A member was lurking, you might even say stalk

He wasnt a troller, or spammer, or geek

A professional bowler ? No, that would be weak

He was merely a poster, we'd all seen before

Who liked to hang out at the Vapor Talk Store

Exotic Tobacco ? Dulcis ? Midnight ?

The choices were there, overwhelming with fright

And Chris, the store tender, would stand there and watch

As the mystery member would oogle the lots

For hours and hours as time ticked away

He'd click on the flavors, but never on "pay"

And Chris, ever patient, would stand there and smile

As fast as he entered, he'd exit

But why?

Its not that he didnt intend to invest

In the woozles and wazzles of grape flavored sets

It seems that he already had quite a stash

Of bottles of Vapor Talks Heavenly Hash

And sure as the sun will soon set on horizons

His wife wouldve beaned him, for thinkin of buyin

So this week, and sadly, he'd have to just gander

And spend his payola on pooh bears and pandas

But next week is coming, and quick as a wink

He's sure to log on and to click on the link

That always invites him to grin such a grin

Youd think he was 9 years old, maybe just ten

So to Chris, Smoking Man, and to Brian and Stu

To Nana, To Sinikal, Vegas and Gazoo

JeffB and The Green, to Gdub and LordVapor

Ofortuna ( My favorite VaporTalk Vaper ! )

Merry Christmas to all, and to those Ive forgotten

Dont take it too hard, Im old, my brains shot

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !

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All I can picture is a giant size Chris looming over the forums!! Too funny!! That was way cool keenan!! (And I got a whole line of it to myself!! hehehe!!) :wub:

Merry Christmas my friend!! (And a Merry Christmas to Mrs. K too!!)

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