Tax the hell out of him

[Christopher]

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end! Just amazing

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table at which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his cigars,

Tax his beers,

If he cries tax his tears.

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways to tax his ***

Tax all he has Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,

Then tax him more,

Tax him till He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in Which he's laid.

Put these words upon his tomb,

' Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,

It's time to applyThe inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CD L license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax

Privilege Tax Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service Charge Tax

Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax

Sales Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Use

Tax Utility Taxes

Vehicle License

Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK

THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes

existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world,

and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians!' They no longer represent us.

And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!

GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN

!!! Feeling the pinch at the grocery store? Make dinner for $10 or less.

[puentekidd]

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end! Just amazing

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table at which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts anyway!

.....

Nice! the tobacco tax hits April 1st. My "old office" sais that Feds will be in stores(large and small) inspecting all is going through properly.(Bastards!) In Nevada a pack of good 'ol Lucky's goes up around $1.60 per pack. A carton:'bout $10.00 (over $50.00) Meantime...the Taliban is still on the loose...I think these fine Agents could be used better in other places.Not in markets, C-stores and smokes shops inforcing tax laws.