There are soo many things wrong with this statement I don't know where to begin. I'll begin with this: THIS IS AN ARGUMENT OF WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT YOU DUMPSTER DIVING, COCK JUGGLING, BALL SUCKING, DOUGHNUT PUNCHING, FUDGE PACKING, ANAL CREVICE CONQUISTADOR. NOT WHO HAS A BETTER (OR MORE FUN) LIFESTYLE. Second, you kill an immortal pirate by cutting all his limbs off and taking his coin away. Third, where is this so-called chest where these coins can be found. Fourth, who the **** wants to spend there life on a boat with only guys...sounds like a bunch of queers to me. Fif, ninjas eat whatever the hell they want, their favorite food is the still beating heart of the pirate they just killed. Also, Ninjas travel the world killing all sorts of important people and get to see the whole world not just places on the shore like faggity pirates. And lastly, ninjas get drunk all the time, you just better be really really careful, cause drunk ninjas are more dangerous than sober ones; they have all the same powers but they're drunk and think that it is funny to blow **** up and kill people all the time.