California Girl...

[Vacker1229]

Three brothers</SPAN> married wives from different states.

The first brother married a girl from Oregon. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second brother married a girl from Florida. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third brother married a lady from California. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

[Christopher]

ha ha ha yea that's sounds about right

[Vacker1229]

be sure to show this to Ashley

[Christopher]

I will Well that is when she wakes up from her prego nap.

[Vacker1229]

let her sleep, BTW what are you fixing for her breakfast??

[Christopher]

umm yesterday I made her a batch of "get me a damn sandwhich women!"

KIDDING!

Actually I have started cooking more. (Doctors orders) which is fine because I enjoy cooking anyway. I also gave her a nice long foot rub per the "what to expect when your expecting book"