HI! Just thought I'd let you know that you are NOT an idiot. lol..Anywho, I use the eGo 650 mAh as well. If you have not tried tanks, you may like them. They will most def. fit your eGo battery and produce a decent throat hit. Secondly, I would suggest a cartomizer. The 1.5 LR is truly the way to go, at least for me. I was not getting a good throat hit either then someone told me about the carts. I love them. I don't get the nasty taste in my atty or have to change cartridges or tanks but also, they last longer than cartridges. The tanks last a while but I have heard some complaints of leaking, which I have not had that problem at all. Also, it could be the juice you're using. I use a 24 mg PG based liquid in my cartos and it gives me a super throat hit.It may give you a sore throat for a day or two unti you get used to it but I would recommend straight PG/ There are numerous eliquid suppliers out there, but I prefer Vapor Kings.com. They are very knowledgeable and experienced and they have quality juice. There are numerous flavors but the ones that give me the best throat hit are Kamel and Winsome.Virginia Straight isn't bad either. Hope this helps.