Ok. You guys did something the folks at the mall kiosk never could: Get me to try an e-cig. Newports in WA state are $9. 
 
So the way I see it, the only way I could give it an honest shake is: 
 
1) It has to be the size of a regular cigarette, white or black 
2) No oddball LED colors. Orange is OK. 
3) Has to be automatic. No buttons. 
 
I smoke Newport Mediums 100s in short drags. Some of the videos I've seen on YouTube, you gotta suck down on them for 2+ seconds to get a good hit, and that might be awkward for me.  
 
A lot of the 510s from different brands look identical, with a button in what looks to me like an odd place for one. Is it because they just use the same battery? 
 
The 2 I was looking at are Joye 510 & Janty Dura. 
 
Any thoughts?  
 
Thanks!